What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Innocent before proven guilty

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like

Lose lips shimk ships.

Maybe leave out

I don't like religions.

I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But this is not

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

This isn't going to, hurt.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Bible.. Hm.?

Your going to be alright just relax

What did one boob say to the other boob

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Deuteronomy 17

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?